The Klamath Rant

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Blind Driving

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September 21 2015 19:43

Not many people are aware of this: it is illegal to leave auxiliary driving lights on when approaching another vehicle. Those fog lights or driving […]

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Captain Kangaroo Named New Economic Development Di

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May 31 2015 18:10

After an exhaustive nation-wide search for a replacement for Trey Senn, the Klamath County Economic Development Association has selected Captain Kangaroo for the position. Wait…sorry, […]

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To Newspaper: Stop Helping Burglars

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December 12 2014 21:03

The First Amendment of the US Constitution establishes the freedom of the press, but it does little to protect citizens from tyranny of the press. […]

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Politics, the Community College, and an Alternate

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November 4 2014 22:51

Community College? What of it? What does the college have to do with anything in politics or the economy? Bear with us, the point will […]

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Basin Transit Service

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September 5 2014 6:49

A reader submitted a rant about Basin transit we felt worthy of posting. Note: Staff at The Klamath Rant have never ridden the Basin Transit […]

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Klamath’s Burning Man Circle Jerk

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August 21 2014 18:48

Few mental images are as nonsensical, depraved and immoral as the idiocy of a group of guys excitedly masterbating in a circle. What began as […]

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Klamath’s Futile Ineptitude Harms Economy

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June 24 2014 4:07

The water wars. Guess what? Agriculture has lost the irrigation battle. The rest of the economy continues to suffer damage for a collective failure to understand […]

Beware CenturyLink

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June 14 2014 1:28

If you are familiar with the tale of Alice in Wonderland, take a moment to ponder whether Alice would have entered the rabbit hole with […]

Hippie Town has it Better Than Klamath

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April 22 2014 19:37

Burning Man is an infamous event that occurs every year in late August in northern Nevada, a 3.5-hour drive from Klamath Falls. Calling it an […]

Flying Blind

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April 9 2014 20:22

Sky West aka “Sky Worst” aka United Airlines has announced it will cease flights to and from the Klamath Falls Airport as of June 2014. […]

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Klamath Electrical Utility

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January 30 2014 20:33

Think back to being in school. The teacher explains you must pair up with someone to complete a project, but you only have two students […]

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Communists Support County Administrator

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December 10 2013 6:17

Think for a moment about all the nasty things that you wish would go away: junk mail, spam, phone solicitors, the flu, hemorrhoids. The list […]

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Klamath Good Old Boys

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November 16 2013 3:09

We recently heard someone talking about how the new City Manager is circumventing the “good ‘ol boy network” in Klamath Falls. Ironically, the person who said […]

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Corruption hiding in Klamath Falls?

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November 5 2013 21:01

Sometimes you can learn more from what someone doesn’t say than what they say. This also applies to government. Most people think the little city of […]

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Commercial Flights

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September 25 2013 6:48

There aren’t many degrees of separation from knowing of someone who is in, or has left an abusive relationship. That’s a relationship you stay in […]

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Same as it Ever Was

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August 8 2013 23:22

A sleepy, quaint, rural town. That’s the way we like it. Got it. Not so quiet though, with the eardrum-busting military aircraft and the parade […]

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Stung at Klamath Falls’ Parks

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July 14 2013 19:59

A lovely day at a park in Klamath Falls can be ruined by bee stings. Walk the main field at Moore Park and you’ll see clover everywhere. […]

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Sounds Same with Sequester

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June 5 2013 20:01

It seems like the National Guard may have increased their F-15 flights to spend some line items prior to sequester. At least that is what […]

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Wash My Windshield

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March 17 2013 19:27

You’d think that the Oregon law requiring gas stations to hire people to pump gas would also ensure someone washes your windshield while the attendant […]

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Are you a Terrorist?

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March 14 2013 20:18

Government thinks you may be a terrorist and they remind you of this constantly. What would have been shocking a few decades ago has faded […]

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